"I'm lonely, " Adam told God in the Garden of Eden."I need to have someone around for company."
"Okay," replied God. "I'll give you the perfect companion. She is beautiful, intelligent, and gracious_ she'll cook and clean for you and never say a cross word."
"Sounds great," Adam said. "But what's she going to cost?"
"An arm and a leg," answered God.
"That's pretty steep," replied Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
quoted from "The Joke's on EWE!" by Paul M. Miller
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